Sittin in a workshop, wanting to play solitaire

So ppls, here we are, spamming internet tropes. i would leave, but there is chocolate rain outside and a staring hamster looking at the door. two girls and a cup are sitting next to me, but they are both fully clothed. i haz to go pee and wan chezburgr, but i'm stuck here tweeting about how i'd rather be facebook stalking all my friends from middle school.